Ladeeej and Genthalman! I have nothing to humour you with. My brain has been molested by an ugly dream, which haunted me yesterday night. A dream/nightmare which brought back memories of an incident I am still trying to forget. I cannot tell you about the HAPPENING because it’s very demeaning and makes a complete monkey out of me. But I shall give you a clue.
“HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SLAPPED BY A MONKEY?”
Moving on, did you hear about our cricketer Mr
THAPPADKHANEWALA Sreeshanths car? The ARSEWIPE owns a BMW x6 and that is not good enough to reach his ishtandards! The Monkey Man forced the BMW dealership in Kerala to reverse the ‘6’to ‘9’. So now it reads BMW x9.
As a law student I would like to tell him that if BMW was jobless enough to care about your car the way I did and if they ever catch you Red Handed with the Ulta 6, they can sue the devil out of you and your ass will be behind the iron bars.
P.S- I too have the right to bullshit and write posts which should never be published. Happy Birthday to me :D